Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
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God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
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Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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