Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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