honey bunches of taint.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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