Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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