I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
Randomize
