Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
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