Christians are straight up FREAKS
The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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