fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
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He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
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How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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