covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
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he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
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It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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