That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
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oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
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Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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