P.S. I can't hear my feet
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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