Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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