either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
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true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
Two words: blizzard sex
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
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You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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