i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
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