Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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