let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
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Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
We talked him into tasing himself.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
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wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
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