Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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