i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
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fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
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we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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