so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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