Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
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