when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
farters have to be the big spoon...
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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