no, he came in my armpit
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
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Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
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Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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