I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
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what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
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I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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