In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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