They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
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so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
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He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
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Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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