I just found a frying pan...in my bed.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
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Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
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YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.