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in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now

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Pride?

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thats a pack of cougars

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go fuck yourself

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(214): in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now (469): Pride? (214): thats a pack of cougars (469): go fuck yourself http://tfl.nu/22tj

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.

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Four. Poor grandma...

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(403): I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught. (403): Four. Poor grandma... http://tfl.nu/klxl

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(330): View more from Ohio

She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.

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(330): She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that. http://tfl.nu/ix7p

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(239): View more from Florida

I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?

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(239): I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise? http://tfl.nu/0r1q

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(806): View more from Texas

Two words Indian burn...

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What did she think it was, a shake weight?

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(806): Two words Indian burn... (1-806): What did she think it was, a shake weight? http://tfl.nu/39re

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(702): View more from Nevada

Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.

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(702): Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog. http://tfl.nu/spgx

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(865): View more from Tennessee

Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night

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(865): Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night http://tfl.nu/c61e

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(773): View more from Illinois

in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.

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(773): in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already. http://tfl.nu/yc7m

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(845): View more from New York

Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch

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(845): Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch http://tfl.nu/iuw1

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.

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(832): Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test. http://tfl.nu/gs8m

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(260): View more from Indiana

The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.

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(260): The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night. http://tfl.nu/9ser

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(209): View more from California

High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.

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(209): High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch. http://tfl.nu/isdv

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(613): View more from Ontario

Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??

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(613): Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea?? http://tfl.nu/5r0c

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(845): View more from New York

It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.

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(845): It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair. http://tfl.nu/3qrj

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(540): View more from Virginia

GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!

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(540): GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES! http://tfl.nu/r84w

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