super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
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