puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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