Well apparently he's into motor boating.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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