i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Drake has all the answers
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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