that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
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