Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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