Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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