I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
now i know why i became what i already was.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
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