Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
i think im in europe. pls send help
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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