Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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