omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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