Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
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Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
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Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?