just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
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I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
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Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.