Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
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