I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
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This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
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Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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