Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
I lost the right to judge tonight
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
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