I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
You called yourself Captain Aspirin and then tried to cure my headache by shoving pills up my nose. Fuck you becoming a nurse, you can't take care of me while you're drunk ever again. Ever.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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