Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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