We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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