whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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