Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
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