also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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