all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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