i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
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