How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
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you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
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Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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