Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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