Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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