Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I have aggressive nipples.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
Randomize
