That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
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You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
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I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
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