Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say š
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
You told him he ācould park his dick in your garageā.
Well he didnāt. It shouldnāt be this hard to get a penis.
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