i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
This house was built for laser tag.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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